Well hello ladies and gents – we welcome you to our humble abode, The Crooked Well.

Michelin Guide Recommended

We love being Brits, and we love British food! But there is no denying those tasty little numbers from further afield. That’s why we are bringing you all our favourite dishes – our Sunday Roasts being the jewel in the crown – from home, and (ssshhh) the continent… And if you just want to quench your thirst, you’re still very welcome at The Crooked Well.

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Now serving food all day.

With our new all day menu.

Well Fed.

Independent and locally sourcing our ingredients, we are offering you it all from awesome bar nosh to the full works with our a la carte.

Jazz nights.

Enjoy some live jazz and great food at the Crooked Well.

Celebrating Suppliers.

Our ingredients are locally sourced from independent suppliers, wherever possible.

Book a table.

Book online now

For reservations (of 8 or more people) & functions, give us a call anytime: 020 7252 7798

Opening times

Mon: 17:00—00:00
Tues-Thurs: 12:30—00:00
Fri-Sat: 12:30—01:00
Sun: 12:30—23:00

For any Oval Cricket/SurreyCCC visitors, call ahead and we can have your lunch ready for your arrival, only 8 mins by bus from the ground.

Also, please note we offer 20% discount to NHS & IoP staff Mon to Fri until 8pm.

Nearest rail

Denmark Hill

Buses

12, 345, 35…36, 40, 42, 45, 68, 148, 171, 176, 185, 345, 436, 468, 484